If only energy wasn't so cheap then I wouldn't have so much excess energy stored in my body, giving me heart disease and diabetes
Why does no one who believes what I believe, stand for election?
Legalisation could never work, think of all the bloody turf wars we already have between rival pharmacists and bartenders
School didn't teach me the important things in life and there's no cheap way to find information on every conceivable topic in seconds
Why do I only remember the things that I give lots of time and attention to, instead of the important things?
Maybe if I stop voting they'll finally get the message that I'm unhappy with the job they're doing
I'd like to get more exercise, but how am I supposed to burn calories without a $500 machine?
I love how many energy drinks there are these days. Finally we have easy access to caffeine
I think the recording and movie industries are evil so I want to brainstorm ways to stop them getting all my money all the time
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